Discount Liposuction
I heard an ad on the radio the other day for plastic surgery clinic that was running a special on liposuction. They also said that they will finance anyone, regardless of credit.
So I'm wondering, if your credit is already bad, what's your incentive to pay your liposuction bill? I mean, they can't repossess the procedure, can they? If you miss a couple of payments, do they hunt you down and inject the fat back into you? What about other procedures? Would they give you back your crooked nose or sagging chin? Would they forcibly remove your breast implants? I don't know.
I guess, just to be safe, I would pay the bill.
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oh god...what is happening America....?!!! We are so f'd up.
Inject the fat back into you...
ha ha ha
No, they go to KFC and suck up all the old chicken fat and directly inject it into your ass.
You know, that's damn near the nastiest thing I've ever heard in my life. Good on you!
Thanks for the laugh, Pax.
This is just what we need, mothers saying to their kiddies, "Sorry honey, we've got no money for food this week, but look at mummy's thighs - don't they look great?"