What are some ways you save money?
Submitted by Pixiemom.
Many ways. I teach it the dangers of smoking and drinking. I teach it safe sex and the benefits of a healthy diet. I then dunk it in water and tell it its sins have been washed away. Simple, really.
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good good ;)
sigh, what's a person to do
But is it listening to you and cleaning up its act or is it still dirty money?
It's a work in progress, of course. Sometimes you have to wash George Washington's mouth out with soap. I will save this money, though, if it takes years.
problem is, just because the original sins were washed away. it does not stop it from committing new ones.
I guess I'll just have to take it out of circulation.